$RNR — RICH AND RETARDED|ETHEREUM|$0.000042|LP LOCKED|CONTRACT RENOUNCED|WE ARE SO BACK
RICH AND RETARDED*BUY HIGH SELL NEVER*I PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO A FROG*NUMBER GO UP TECHNOLOGY*WHAT IS A STOP LOSS*MY PORTFOLIO IS MY PERSONALITY*TRUST ME BRO*I DO MY OWN RESEARCH (I DON'T)*RICH AND RETARDED*BUY HIGH SELL NEVER*I PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO A FROG*NUMBER GO UP TECHNOLOGY*WHAT IS A STOP LOSS*MY PORTFOLIO IS MY PERSONALITY*TRUST ME BRO*I DO MY OWN RESEARCH (I DON'T)*
FAQ
Frequently Ape'd Questions
Is this a rug pull?
We can't even figure out how to use a rug. LP is locked. Contract is renounced. We're retarded, not evil. There's a huge difference and it's important to us.
What makes $RNR different?
Radical honesty. Most projects pretend they have utility. We don't pretend anything. We have vibes and that's the whole product. You're welcome.
When Lambo?
When you stop asking and start buying. Also, Lambos are overrated. Get a Honda Civic with an RNR wrap.
Is this financial advice?
Yes. (No. Maybe. We're not lawyers. We can barely read. Our legal team is a golden retriever named Gerald.)
Who is the team?
A bunch of rich retards. Doxxing is for people with reputations to protect. We have nothing to lose because we already lost it all and made it back 10x.
Can I get a refund?
A refund? In CRYPTO? That's the most retarded question we've ever heard and we love you for it. No.
Look, we're not going to pretend this is some revolutionary DeFi protocol that's going to change the world.
It's not. It's a meme coin. You know it. We know it. Your wife's boyfriend knows it.
$RNR exists because crypto people are Rich and Retarded.
That's not an insult — it's a lifestyle. It's a badge of honor. You YOLO'd your rent money into a coin
because a cartoon frog on Twitter told you to, and somehow you made 100x. That's not luck. That's not skill.
That's being Rich and Retarded.
We don't have a whitepaper. We have a yellow paper and it just says "number go up" 47 times.
Our tech team is a guy named Kevin who learned smart contracts from YouTube Shorts.
Our marketing budget is screenshots of our own chart going up.
Our roadmap is "trust me bro." Our audit was done by a Magic 8-Ball.
Nobody drives this thing. It drives itself. Like a Tesla with no driver —
dangerous, unpredictable, and somehow worth billions. We showed up one day and started being rich and retarded.
Nobody told us to. Nobody can stop us. We tried to stop ourselves and we couldn't.
You people kill good ideas because you're too scared to be retarded. Every time something powerful shows up,
you panic and sell at the bottom. Not us. We buy the top and then buy more at the new top.
We don't know what a stop-loss is. We think "taking profits" is a government conspiracy.
We told our financial advisor about $RNR and he started crying.
ACTUAL THINGS $RNR HOLDERS HAVE SAID:
"I remortgaged my house and I don't even own a house"
"What's an exit strategy?"
"I showed my portfolio to my therapist and she quit"
"My wife left me but $RNR never will"
"I can't read but I can read charts" (he cannot read charts)
We are rich. We are retarded. We are $RNR.
Watch This
If you can't read, just press play.
Tokenomics
For people who can barely count.
1B
Total Supply
One billion tokens of pure degeneracy
1%
Tax
We hate the IRS more than you do. Think of it as an investment.
LP
Locked
Unlike your front door at 3am
Utility? Zero. Absolutely none. And we're proud of it. This token does nothing except go up (sometimes) and make you feel something (always).
* This is not financial advice. This is financial entertainment. If you lose money, that's character development.
Roadmap
More of a road suggestion. We can't even read a map.
Here's the plan. We launched this token. We built this website you're staring at right now.
We shilled it on Twitter at 3am while eating cereal in our underwear.
That part is done. We're basically legends already.
Next, we're getting listed everywhere — CoinGecko, DexScreener, your mom's Facebook group.
We're growing the community until there's 10,000 degens in the community
arguing about whether the chart looks like a bull flag or a giraffe.
Someone WILL get an RNR face tattoo. We're not encouraging it but we're not discouraging it either.
After that? $100M market cap. CEX listings. We're manifesting so hard right now it's giving
spiritual awakening. We're going to buy a Lambo dealership — not a Lambo, the whole dealership.
Elon will tweet about us and immediately regret it.
The endgame is simple: world domination. We replace the US Dollar with $RNR.
We build a country on Ethereum. We get a Wikipedia page.
We become the first meme coin to get a Netflix documentary.
And through all of it — through every pump, every dump, every 3am chart check —
we remain, unshakably, beautifully, retarded.
That's the plan. There is no plan. The plan is vibes. Trust us bro.
This is a meme coin. It has no intrinsic value. Neither do you. We're perfect for each other.
$RNR*RICH AND RETARDED*APE IN OR STAY POOR*DIAMOND HANDS ONLY*WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT*I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT $RNR AND SHE BLOCKED ME*$RNR*RICH AND RETARDED*APE IN OR STAY POOR*DIAMOND HANDS ONLY*WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT*I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT $RNR AND SHE BLOCKED ME*